Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
