yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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