so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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