omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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