my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And then the night went full on bisexual.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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