i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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