So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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