if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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