Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so explain again why im purple
no
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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