nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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