we have officially lost it.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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