on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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