He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I know her cup size but not her name....
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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