How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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