omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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