that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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