420 ftw
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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