I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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