why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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