pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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