no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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