I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
