if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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