the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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