who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
please don't ironically join a cult
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