At least make sure they are 18
Why
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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