Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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