He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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