Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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