If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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