I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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