how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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