Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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