Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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