no you cant smoke seaweed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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