I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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