How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
