So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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