I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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