we're blogging at a bar
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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