one two three fourrrrnication!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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