Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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