grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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