69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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