I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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