Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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