thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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