i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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