Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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