I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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